Disclaimer: This is not intended for the guy who wants a one-night stand. In a few weeks I will be marrying my dream girl. I want to treat her gently, speak loving words, and plant kisses all over her sweet smelling skin. She was Miss USA!!! I am caught in between the most beautiful woman and the most beautiful sunset God has created.
And I've witnessed a lot of dumb lemon-head behavior in my day, so you could use a little help. Explaining the female mindset from a broad point of view is great and all, but sometimes you still don't know what to do with that information. Like, what are you actually supposed to say to a girl, without her taking it the wrong way? Women are impossibly picky with how they want to be complimented. Say something too forward and you're a sex offender; say something overly platonic, and she doesn't get the hint.