Sex with a snowman

Kenneth Gillespie is known to locals as a drunk and a bit of a lecherous type, but this latest episode has had dire consequences. He was found passed out clutching onto his frozen junk by neighbors at 1. The doctor in charge of Mr. Gillespie, Dr. Frostbite, of course, can cause infection and gangrene and ultimately this has led to Mr.

Drunkard Kenneth Guillespie was found half-naked and screaming in agony next to the remains of the five-foot snow sculpture that he tried to have sex with. Seems fitting that they would do something like that down there! Got my hopes up for now reason, but interesting story! Hey, that snowman was asking for it.

By Sophie Tanno For Mailonline. Cody Meader, 20, pictured was arrested on Tuesday afternoon after repulsed eyewitnesses claim they saw him dry-humping the large snowman toy from Disney's 'Frozen' at the store in Florida. A man has been arrested for having sex with a stuffed 'Olaf' snowman toy in front of horrified shoppers at a Target store in Florida. Meader then entered the toy department and reportedly proceeded to do the same with a large stuffed unicorn toy, a police report says. Eyewitnesses told police they saw the man lay the stuffed Olaf toy 'on the floor' at around 2pm at the shop in Pinellas Park.

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